My hands are shaking, and I'd love to blame the coffee, but the truth is I'd rather gut a hundred fish than stand up here and talk to a room. So Wes, buddy, this is the biggest favor I've ever done you. Enjoy it.
Here's the one story I've got. Wes and I have been fishing the same stretch of the Callum River since we were nineteen. Five in the morning, thermos of something terrible, boots soaked through. And in fifteen years of that, I don't think Wes has strung together more than four sentences before noon. He's a man of few words. You ask him how he's doing, you get a nod. You ask him what he's thinking, you get a longer nod.
So one morning, out of nowhere, he says, "I met someone." That's it. That was the whole announcement. I nearly dropped my rod. For Wes, that sentence was basically a symphony. And I knew right then it was serious, because Wes doesn't waste words, and he'd just spent three of his best ones on Julia.
Julia, watching you two together taught me something. Wes was never quiet because he had nothing to say. He was just waiting for the right person to say it to. And now he talks. God help us, he talks. You got words out of a man I couldn't get a sentence from at dawn, and that's the closest thing to magic I've ever seen.
Welcome to the family, Julia. You're one of us now, boots and all.
So let's lift a glass to Wes and Julia. May your waters stay calm, may the good ones always be biting, and may you never run out of things to say to each other. To Wes and Julia.
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