Short Best Man Speech

Good evening. I was told to keep this short, so I'll do my best. If I start rambling, someone throw a bread roll.

So here's my attempt. Dave is one of the funniest, clumsiest, and most loyal men I know. He doesn't just fall down stairs – he falls head over heels for the right woman.

And here she is. To Dave and Orla – proof that love can survive pratfalls, broken shoes, and one best mate with dodgy jokes. To the newlyweds.