For eight years, Caleb and I slept in a bunk bed, and for eight years he claimed the top one on the grounds that he was older and, quote, "in charge of the ceiling." I got the bottom. I also got his old cleats, his old bike, and every opinion he'd ever formed about music, which I adopted as my own and defended to strangers.
That's what it's like being three years younger. You don't get a childhood so much as a rough draft of somebody else's.
Our backyard was a street hockey arena, and Caleb refereed his own games. Somehow every disputed goal went his way. I'd argue, he'd shrug, and then he'd let me win the last one so I'd keep playing. I didn't notice that move for about fifteen years. He was never trying to beat me. He was trying to keep me in the game.
I spent my whole childhood chasing him. Copying how he laced his skates, how he talked to people, how he walked into a room like it owed him nothing. I thought I was competing. Turns out I was just following a good map.
So when he called and asked me to stand up here, I braced for a joke. There wasn't one. He just said he wanted his brother next to him. And I realized the kid who ran the backyard, who always had to be first, was choosing not to do the biggest thing in his life alone. He was choosing me for it.
Hannah, you have him now. You get the guy who lets you win the last one so you'll keep playing. Guard that. It's the best of him.
Caleb, you were the top bunk my whole life. Today I'm just glad to be standing beside you.
To Caleb and Hannah, and to the last goal always going the right way.
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