When Maya was nine, she made me sign a contract. In crayon. It said — and I still have it — that I would be her "second-in-command for life, no take-backs." I was seven. I didn't understand the legal weight. I signed in glitter gel pen.
So I want it on record tonight: I've now been demoted. There's a new second-in-command, and his name is Daniel.
Growing up, Maya was the cousin who ran everything. Family barbecues had a schedule. Sleepovers had a themed agenda. One summer she organised a "cousin Olympics" in my nan's back garden and awarded herself gold in every event, including one she invented on the spot called "best attitude." She was six for six.
And for years I watched her look for someone who wouldn't be bossed around by that — someone who'd match her, not just manage her. I met a lot of Daniel's predecessors. There was the one who thought "hiking" meant walking to the car. There was the one who called me by the wrong name three Christmases running.
Then came Daniel. The first time I met him, Maya had spent the whole day building a bookshelf and it collapsed. And instead of fixing it for her, he sat down on the floor beside her and said, "Right — show me what went wrong." That's the thing about them. He doesn't take over. He kneels down and figures it out with her.
That's when I stopped worrying. Because Maya never needed a second-in-command. She needed a partner who'd hold the other end of the shelf.
Maya — the crayon contract is officially void. You've found the one person who gets to stand beside you, not behind you.
So raise your glasses. To Maya and Daniel — no take-backs, no rankings, just the two of them. Gold in every event.
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