Well, well, well. I'm [Your name], and like the rest of you, I found out [Bride's name] and [Groom's name] got married via a text message. A text message, people.
Not even a phone call. I was in the cereal aisle at the supermarket when I got the news. I dropped a box of cornflakes.
Now, I could stand up here and pretend I wasn't a little offended.
But honestly? This is the most [Bride's name] and [Groom's name] thing they've ever done. These two have always done things their own way, from their first date at a launderette to the time they booked a holiday without telling anyone and we all thought they'd been abducted.
So they eloped.
Good for them. They skipped the seating chart drama, the DJ arguments, and the months of debating napkin colours. Meanwhile, the rest of us are here tonight, well-fed and well-watered, with absolutely zero responsibilities.
I'd say we got the better deal.
But in all seriousness, [Bride's name] and [Groom's name], I'm happy you did it your way. You two have never needed an audience to prove your love. You just needed each other, and apparently, a courthouse and two witnesses you found in the hallway.
So let's raise a glass to the couple who got married without us and then threw us a party anyway.
That's love and good manners. Cheers!
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