Four years ago, a nervous young man sat down at our kitchen table for his very first family game night. By nine o'clock, Travis had lost at cards, lost at dominoes, and been personally bankrupted in a real estate game by my own mother, who is seventy-eight and does not take prisoners.
He looked across the table at Josie with the face of a man reconsidering every decision that had led him there. And Josie, who has been beating me at everything since she was six and first accused me of cheating at a memory game she was in fact rigging, just smiled and dealt him back in.
That's Travis. He will lose. Cheerfully. Repeatedly. Some men would walk away from a family that keeps score at Thanksgiving. Travis kept coming back, week after week, getting crushed, bringing snacks. At a certain point we stopped seeing him as competition and started seeing him as furniture. The good kind. The kind you'd miss.
Now, a word of caution for the marriage, son. I have watched you lose graciously for four years. Josie does not lose graciously. Josie has flipped a board. So when she tells you the map goes on the wall and the couch goes by the window, and she is not asking, remember your training. Fold early. Live long.
Here's the truth underneath the jokes. Watching my daughter grow up, I always wondered who'd be sitting across the table from her someday. I wanted someone steady enough to stay when she got competitive, and warm enough to make her laugh when she didn't win. I got a better man than I bargained for.
Travis, you were never really losing. You were paying attention. Welcome to the family, officially.
To Josie and Travis. May you keep playing every hand together.
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