Good evening, everyone. When I first met Maisie, I knew she was clever, kind, and beautiful. What I didn't know was that she was also a bigger nerd than me – and that's saying something.
On our second date she beat me at Scrabble using the word 'quizzify'… which I still maintain is made up. On our third, she corrected my pronunciation of Tolkien characters. By the fourth, she had somehow convinced me that Star Trek captains make great role models for relationships.
I should have run. But instead, I bought a replica lightsaber and knew I was done for. Today, as I look at her, I realise she's the only person who could love me enough to tolerate my Star Wars vs Star Trek debates, and still want to marry me.
So let's raise a glass to Maisie – the nerd who out-nerded me, the love of my life, and the woman who will always win our board games. To Maisie!
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