The niece who knows all the secrets

😂 Funny 1.8 min read230 wordsNiece

Hi, everyone! I'm [Your name], and I'm [Bride's name]'s niece. Now, when [Bride's name] asked me to say a few words, my first thought was, "How much are you willing to pay me not to share certain stories?" We negotiated. I got a very nice pair of earrings, so some secrets are safe. Others, not so much.

Growing up, [Bride's name] was the cool aunt. She was the one who let me stay up past bedtime. She was the one who snuck me sweets when my parents weren't looking. She taught me how to do my makeup when I was fourteen, and to be fair, we both looked a bit ridiculous.

What I love most about [Bride's name] is that she treats me like an equal. She asks my opinion on things and actually listens. When I was going through a rough patch at school, she took me out for pancakes and just let me talk. No lectures, no judgment, just pancakes and honesty. That's her superpower.

[Groom's name], I approved of you the moment you made [Bride's name] do her proper laugh, the one where she throws her head back and sounds like a seal. If you can make her laugh like that, you're in.

To my favourite aunt and her wonderful new husband. May your life together be full of love, laughter, and very late bedtimes. Cheers!

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