I Was Told This Was a Birthday Party

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Okay, I need to address the elephant in the room. I'm [Your name], and roughly forty-five minutes ago, I thought I was at a garden party. I'm wearing sandals, people.

Sandals. If I'd known there was going to be a wedding, I would have at least ironed my shirt.

But you know what? This is peak [Bride's name] and [Groom's name].

They've always been full of surprises. Remember the time [Groom's name] surprised [Bride's name] with a kitten on Valentine's Day? Or when [Bride's name] surprised [Groom's name] with that road trip that turned out to be a three-day adventure across the countryside?

So a surprise wedding?

Honestly, I should have seen it coming. The signs were all there. The suspiciously nice catering.

The flowers that seemed a bit much for a casual get-together. The fact that [Bride's name]'s mum was crying before anyone even said anything.

But despite the shock, despite my sandals, and despite the fact that I have no prepared remarks whatsoever, I can tell you this with complete certainty - these two are made for each other. Always have been.

So here's to [Bride's name] and [Groom's name], the couple who literally surprised us into celebrating their love. To the sneakiest newlyweds I know!

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