Grandparent Speech

😂 Funny 0.6 min read78 wordsGrandparent

Well, I'm not sure why they've asked me to say something – I was just here for the cake. But since I've got the mic, I'll share my top three marriage tips. One: never go to bed angry.

Two: don't argue about money in front of the dog. And three: no number twos in front of each other. Trust me, 60 years in, it still works.

To love, laughter, and plumbing with doors that lock. To the newlyweds.

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