Well, I'm not sure why they've asked me to say something – I was just here for the cake. But since I've got the mic, I'll share my top three marriage tips. One: never go to bed angry.
Two: don't argue about money in front of the dog. And three: no number twos in front of each other. Trust me, 60 years in, it still works.
To love, laughter, and plumbing with doors that lock. To the newlyweds.
This speech leads with humor — but it's warm humor, not stand-up comedy. The laughs create trust with the audience, which makes the sincere moments at the end hit harder.
At 78 words, it proves you don't need length to make an impact. Every line earns its place.
If you're not sure how to start your own version, it's often easier to talk your speech out first and shape it into a structured version. You can also explore our guide to writing a wedding speech for a step-by-step approach.
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